Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Randomize
