It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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