i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
