I need to stop coming to work sober
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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