Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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