I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
he was CRYING into my vagina
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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