ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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