Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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