I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize