we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Are my feet made of real feet?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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