Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
