ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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