People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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