so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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