absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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