Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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