Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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