But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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