Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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