I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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