The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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