That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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