the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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