You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Are we in a gay sports bar?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
True strength comes from lack of pants
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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