from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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