awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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