i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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