I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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