I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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