You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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