Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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