we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
