I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
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