I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
