marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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