Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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