Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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