Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
So apparently I’m into choking now
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
