Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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