I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
You are the jesus of drinking
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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