Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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