i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
