38 yer olds are good kisserssss
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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