im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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