I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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