dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
