Sponge bath it is.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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