we have officially mastered the walk of shame
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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