i permit you to call me
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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