NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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