i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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