i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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