so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we're making bets on your personal life
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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