what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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