this just has baby written all over it
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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