so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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